Monday, February 26, 2024

Celebrating Bitcoin being only $12000 short of the ATH it hit 2 years ago.


full image - Repost: Celebrating Bitcoin being only $12000 short of the ATH it hit 2 years ago. (from Reddit.com, Celebrating Bitcoin being only $12000 short of the ATH it hit 2 years ago.)
I have excellent news for all you bitcoin maxis out there. Thanks to all the unbacked Tethers being printed this past month, we’re only 12,000 short of making your investments marginally more profitable then sticking your cash under your pillow since 2021 (while still being far inferior to investing in actual stocks like a normal non-cult member). Assuming all your assets from 2021 are in bitcoin. And not Etherium, monero, Luna, FTC, Safemoon, Dogecoin, Ape coin, Bored Apes, Lazy Lions, Pepe coin, Ordinals, an algorithm-back stable coin, one of the many failed or scam crypto exchanges, and also the 21 word passphrase you keep under your birdbath was stolen.So as long as you ignore that bitcoin is slow, useless, primarily used as an alternative to tether for human trafficking, drugs, and fraud, processes less transactions per second then your local mall, propped up by fraud, is almost entirely centralized between 3 mining firms that use more electricity then Norway, and requires 21 word passphrase engraved in a dozen bolts hidden the your house, and the many other drawbacks I forgot to mention, things are only looking up!Here here to crypto! May it part many an insufferable fool from their money while providing the rest of us schadenfreude!


Mining:
Bitcoin, Cryptotab browser - Pi Network cloud PHONE MINING
Fone, cloud PHONE MINING cod. dhvd1dkx - Mintme, PC PHONE MINING


Exchanges:
Coinbase.com - Stex.com - Probit.com


Donations:
Done crypto



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